Just when I thought that my ship would never come in I received an E-mail from Mr. Okuson Samuel in Nigeria proclaiming that a bank draft in the sum of $950,000 was awaiting me. I don’t remember meeting a Okuson Samuel and I’ve never been to Nigeria but I’m not one to look a gift horse in the mouth. All I have to do is send $190 by Western Union to:
FEDEX DELIVERY POST
Contact Delivery Manager
Mr. Micheal Kolo
I assume Mr. Kolo is a very high-ranking FEDEX official in Nigeria.
I sent in my money as soon as I received the E-mail because I noticed that this same E-mail was sent to some 400 other people, whose E-mail addresses were included in the notice I received. I E-mailed them not to bother responding because I had already sent in my $190.
In case you do not believe me I’ve attached a copy of the missive from my new friend Okuson Samuel. His English is a little rusty but I couldn’t care less.
I haven’t received my $950,000 but it should be any day now because my Western Union money order was cashed in Nigeria. I wonder what color Bentley goes best with my complexion.
Dear: Valuable Customer,
We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmable Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential location. We had thought that your sender gave you our contact Details. It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to Your package.
We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth of $950,000.00USD (Nine hundred and fifty thousand dollars), FedEx does not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES but Bank Drafts are shippable. The package is registered with Us for mailing by your colleague from United Nations Organization, and Your colleague explained that he is from U.S.A but he is currently In ASIA for a three (3) months Surveying Project as he works with a Consultant firm in MALAYSIA, We are sending you this email because your Package is been registered on a Special Order.
For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance Fees have been paid by your Colleague before your package was Registered. Note that the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates, are to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund (DAF). This will help you avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your country.
Please note that packages are not shipped nor delivered on Saturday, Sunday and on holidays. If your order has been placed on any of these days,Then it may be shipped the following business day.
Kindly complete the below form and send it to the FEDEX DELIVERY POST With the below informations. This is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone numbers.
FULL NAMES:
TELEPHONE:
POSTAL ADDRESS:
SEX:
CITY:
STATE:
OCUPATION:
COUNTRY:
However, you will have to pay a sum of $190.00 USD to the FedEx Delivery Department being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the parcel Been registered by your colleague, FedEx Company as stated in our privacy Terms & condition page. You are therefore advised to make the payment of the $190 through western union/money gram to the information below,
Name Of Sender:..................................
Address Of Sender:..............................
Name Of Receiver: MR.OKOSUN SAMUEL
Destination:.... No 12 Creek Road Wuse 11, LAGOS , NIGERIA
Text Question:............................Helper
Text Answer:.................................God
M.T.C.N:.......Make Available After Payment.
FEDEX DELIVERY POST.
Contact Delivery Manager
Mr.Micheal Kolo
Tel: +234-8079-334-412
Fax: +234-8079-334-412
Email: michealkolo222@yahoo.cn
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