Did you know that Hugh Hefner just announced that he and PLAYBOY centerfold model Cynthia Harris will tie the knot this New Year's Eve? It will mark Hugh's third marriage and multi-thousandth copulation. From the grin on Hugh's face you can only wonder where Cynthia's other hand is.
EARL'S PEARLS has learned that Cynthia's wedding present to her hubby will be an unusual gift, but one that may bring a great amount of satisfaction to future generations of nubile females. Do you happen to remember that after Ted William's death, the head of the renowned Boston Red Sox outfielder was frozen and suspended in liquid nitrogen in case scientists in future years learn how to use frozen bodies or body parts? Cynthia has contracted with the very same Arizona facility and upon Hefner's death his vital "body part"will be frozen.
What a combination that would make. Ted's head and Hugh's penis.
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